QotD MakeS My TesticleS HurT

I can't hang with the QotD anymore.  It was okay at first.  I didn't mind it all that much.  But then it just kept going.  It's like being at a party where's there no alcohol, and the host won't allow people to mingle.  Instead she keeps saying, "Hey guys, have you played THIS game?!!"  You think to yourself, It'll be over soon.  How many party games can she know?  Several hours later she's still pulling them out of her ass like some mad magician!  "Ok, everybody write a list of your favorite animals and then/what's your favorite capital/how much milk can you drink in a single sitting/have you ever eaten human flesh/draw a picture of yourself as an invertebrate/draw a picture using only love/draw a picturedrawapicturepicturepicturePICTUREPICTUREPICTUREPICTUREPICTURE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Then one of those Twilight Zone endings that reveals:

1) You are really in hell!

2) QotD is a test administered by aliens who have abducted you.  It only lasts for ten earth years!

3) You are really in an alien hell!

4) Hell is actually being stuck in a room with other people . . . forever.  And they're aliens!

5) You're an alien!

6) No, you are!

7) Everyone is an alien!  Draw a picture of it!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And, as you can see, it becomes a horrible, never ending cycle.

What I'm waiting for (Please, God, don't let this be a self-fulfilling prophecy by having someone read this and think it would make a great question) is the not too distant future where this question pops up: 

QotD:  If you could only ask one question, what would it be? 

That's right up there with "Dude, what if like, the molecules in your toenails are actually other worlds where people are wondering the same thing about THEIR toenails?"

I ask that you just try and remember three facts about the QotD:

1) It's part of an alien plot to make you boring.

2) In hell, the QotD is the punishment reserved for chronic masturbators.

3) The only sure way to kill QotD is to aim for the brain.

I'm not really sure of the significance of the QotD.  The implication is that it's THE question of the day.  That means out of all the questions that are asked for any given day, THAT'S the one that stood out?  Who elected that question to represent the interrogatives of the day?  Was it the same people who "voted" for George W.?  Is there a question of the month or of the year option?

I was going to end by being a smartass and suggesting my own QotD nominees.  But they're too disgusting.  I have a dirty, cynical mind.  

I have to go use the toilet now.

(See?  See what I mean?)