QotD: Surprise! It's a boy! Uh . . . or a girl?

Do you like surprises?

 

Oh, no . . . VOX . . . you're not pregnant?  Come on, we talked about this.

In my experience, someone asking "Do you like surprises?" usually means

A.  They think they might possibly not definitely be pregnant.

B.  They have a penis instead of a vagina.

or 

C.  They have a vagina instead of a penis.  (Example.  Joe says, "Hey, buddy, I just got back from Sweden, and I went and did the darndest thing.  Well . . . do you like surprises?")

D.  One of the cats expelled something vile into my shoes. 

Surprises are only good when people don't try to gauge your interest in them beforehand.  Winning the lottery, birthday parties, gifts, unsolicited sex, all good surprises.  Mainly because you didn't know they were going to happen until they happened.  But someone who signals that a surprise is forthcoming, but first they need to know your attitude regarding said surprise?  Run far away, my friend.