2 posts tagged “haiku”

I was actually going to stop writing these, but you guys inspired me with your poetic visions.

1)  I call it Mel-Ku
     Mocking Gibson’s heinous sins
     Like Bird On A Wire.

2)  Glassy-eyed, drunk stare.
     Sweat-streaked cheeks and moron grin.
     Next stop: Surreal Life.

3)  Are you just insane?
     Or possibly retarded,
     Like that guy from “Tim?”

I personally think the second one is my best.  It seems to be truer to the idea of haiku, which I seem to recall was about creating separate, distinct images that together create a whole picture.  This has become about more than making fun of Mel.  It's my Art, damnit.

Here's a great haiku competition lampooning Mel's rascally behavior.

You know, this is like the third or fourth article I've seen slamming Braveheart.  I don't get it.  I thought it was a good movie.  I mean, come one, if we're going to rake this shell of a man over the coals for his past mistakes,  let's make it count.  Skip Braveheart and go directly for The Man Without A Face, Bird On A Wire, or Tim.  (My God, this lynching of Mel really should have happened years ago when he made Tim!)

Anyhow, here's my first Mel-ku:

You against the Jews.

Two men enter, one man leaves.

Mel, you are so fucked.

There will be more to follow.  I can't help myself.