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Ben Martini
"My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless." - Bender
- Ben Martini
- Member since Jul 12, 2006
- Chicago
- United States
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Ben Martini is a former lounge singer and dog attack victim. When not picking up a few extra bucks selling plasma, or volunteering for medical experiments, he - and by “he” I mean “me” - can often be found playing with his cats, his girlfriend, or his toes. He is currently involved in a project to wake up the Elder Gods and wipe mankind from the earth’s lips like so much peanut butter & jelly. Fear him.
By “him” I again mean “me.”
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