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Ben Martini

Ben Martini

"My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless." - Bender

  • Ben Martini
  • Member since Jul 12, 2006
  • Chicago
  • United States
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Ben Martini is a former lounge singer and dog attack victim. When not picking up a few extra bucks selling plasma, or volunteering for medical experiments, he - and by “he” I mean “me” - can often be found playing with his cats, his girlfriend, or his toes. He is currently involved in a project to wake up the Elder Gods and wipe mankind from the earth’s lips like so much peanut butter & jelly. Fear him. By “him” I again mean “me.”

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Pastel
Pastel said:
[this is good]
I do not have a penis (not that I need one!) and cannot help but feel traumatized for the brain-dead... read more
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I just found this. read more
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EvilWombatQueen said:
It's good you gave it a go at least! If you hadn't have done the open mic it's possible you... read more
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